Covfefe - A most popular, elegant, useful and needed word!
1. Most popular
The most commonly used word in the English language world used to be "the", but no longer! "Covfefe" is now the official most popular word ... at least over the last 24 hours. So, Guinness Book of Records and Wikipedia - please update your records. Just don't ask me how the word has the knack of sticking to the corner of our lips and mainly the lips of Trump's enemies. Isn't it ironical that a word that first originated from Trump's lips ended up on the lips of his enemies? Isn't such lip-to-lip association anathema among enemies? Well, strange happenings do occur in Trump's quantum world.
2. Most elegant
Just look at its spelling: c-o-v-f-e-f-e ... so beautiful. Just say it: cov-fe-fe ... how sensual and sexy. It sounds French, or even Russian (oops!). In my opinion, it is the most elegant word to be coined over the last 400 years!
3. Most useful
For the uninitiated, the word's meaning has already been properly defined and documented (by me). Please see Covfefe - Its Real Meaning
But even I was foxed by its versatility. It was first thought that it refers to the practice of creating, propagating and the false verification and corroboration of fake news (noun). Now I think it can refer to the very fake news thus concocted (noun). It can also be an adjective to describe news outlets or other perpetrators of fake news or even a verb whereby to covfefe something is to commit a crime of fakery. Let me give you an example: "The covfefe (adjective) mainstream media do not hesitate to covfefe (verb) cofefe (noun) against Trump, so much so that covfefe (noun) has become standard industry practice in America! Or is that too much?
4. Most needed
Well, for the last year or two, everybody has been bewildered and agonized by the widespread dissemination of fake news and the difficulty in differentiating truth from falsehood both in the print and the electronic media. Like terrorism, it is something that befuddles our minds. Thank God, for "covfefe" - now we have a simple word for it and is undoubtedly the first step in our quest to banish the cancer of fake news.
Wednesday 31 May 2017
Covfefe - Its Real Meaning!
Covfefe (noun) is a new word coined by President Donald Trump of the United States in a dawn tweet on 31 May 2017 when he cryptically wrote "Despite the constant negative press covfefe ", a half sentence that got the whole internet puzzled.
For more about this earth-shaking event, please read BBC's report: http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-40104063
Even Trump himself has issued a challenge for anyone to figure out the true meaning of the word:
Many people think that it is a typo for "coverage". I don't think so. Even Merriam-Webster, the dictionary, has given up on deciphering the word. It appears that everyone is having sleepless nights agonizing over it! Believe me, I'm perhaps one of only two persons in this whole wide world who actually know the meaning of "covfefe" (the other person is Trump himself, of course). So, to save the sanity of the universe, I've decided to reveal its meaning sooner rather than later.
So, here goes:
The word "covfefe" is formed by the amalgamation of two terms: "COV" which is an acronym standing for 'Confirmation Of Victory', a reference to having successfully getting yourself laid for the night; and "fefe", a prison contraption made from a piece of cloth, rubber glove and sock to create a substitute functional female genital organ for the purpose of sexual stimulation and release by prisoners in the absence of a female sex partner.
So, "COV"-"fefe" or covfefe is the word used by President Trump to refer to the practice of the mainstream media to create fake negative news about him, to believe in the news that they themselves created, to indulge in false obsessive analyses until they reach a frenzied climactic declaration of self-validated victory against him.
This is a deep word, but its meaning is clear.
Eg.: 1. Despite the constant negative press covfefe against Donald Trump, he seems unruffled.
2. In fact, the unrelenting covfefe against Donald Trump has the opposite effect of increasing the people's support for him!
As in all things Trump, things run even deeper than this, because in case you're wondering how to pronounce the word, let me help you: covfefe = "cough-fee-fee". It's like you're having a cup of coffee in your hand now, sipping it quietly, and when this true meaning of the word finally dawns on you, it is also at the same instant when a small stream of coffee hits the top of your windpipe causing you to have a long coughing fit (like Hillary). See - this word is so deep that even its pronunciation has several conspiring inter-connections. This word is such a brilliant one that I'll be surprised if "covfefe" don't win "Word Of The Year"!
Covfefe (noun) is a new word coined by President Donald Trump of the United States in a dawn tweet on 31 May 2017 when he cryptically wrote "Despite the constant negative press covfefe ", a half sentence that got the whole internet puzzled.
For more about this earth-shaking event, please read BBC's report: http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-40104063
Even Trump himself has issued a challenge for anyone to figure out the true meaning of the word:
Many people think that it is a typo for "coverage". I don't think so. Even Merriam-Webster, the dictionary, has given up on deciphering the word. It appears that everyone is having sleepless nights agonizing over it! Believe me, I'm perhaps one of only two persons in this whole wide world who actually know the meaning of "covfefe" (the other person is Trump himself, of course). So, to save the sanity of the universe, I've decided to reveal its meaning sooner rather than later.
So, here goes:
The word "covfefe" is formed by the amalgamation of two terms: "COV" which is an acronym standing for 'Confirmation Of Victory', a reference to having successfully getting yourself laid for the night; and "fefe", a prison contraption made from a piece of cloth, rubber glove and sock to create a substitute functional female genital organ for the purpose of sexual stimulation and release by prisoners in the absence of a female sex partner.
So, "COV"-"fefe" or covfefe is the word used by President Trump to refer to the practice of the mainstream media to create fake negative news about him, to believe in the news that they themselves created, to indulge in false obsessive analyses until they reach a frenzied climactic declaration of self-validated victory against him.
This is a deep word, but its meaning is clear.
Eg.: 1. Despite the constant negative press covfefe against Donald Trump, he seems unruffled.
2. In fact, the unrelenting covfefe against Donald Trump has the opposite effect of increasing the people's support for him!
As in all things Trump, things run even deeper than this, because in case you're wondering how to pronounce the word, let me help you: covfefe = "cough-fee-fee". It's like you're having a cup of coffee in your hand now, sipping it quietly, and when this true meaning of the word finally dawns on you, it is also at the same instant when a small stream of coffee hits the top of your windpipe causing you to have a long coughing fit (like Hillary). See - this word is so deep that even its pronunciation has several conspiring inter-connections. This word is such a brilliant one that I'll be surprised if "covfefe" don't win "Word Of The Year"!
Monday 1 May 2017
I'VE NEVER
I've never seen fireworks so dark,
With blackness in every spark.
I've never had to strain my ears out
Trying in vain to hear you shout.
I've never been left so cold
By your chunks of molten gold.
I've never sniffed a smell so bad,
As the best perfumes ever had.
I've never tasted food so bland,
But only at Restaurant Ultra Grand.
I've never known a power so tame,
Always playing the nuclear game.
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