HOCUS POTUS

Melania is such a great FLOTUS

She’s become the new public focus,

Diverting us from the erratic POTUS

And his exasperating hocus pocus!

DARLING

Darling, you set my heart on fire

By being the object of my desire.

Like a romantic song I’ll never tire,

You satisfy a need for love so dire.

Frankly, you’re all that I require.

Even if I’m in a desperate quagmire,

When my life is hanging on a wire,

You will be there to lift me higher.

You know that I’m not a liar,

To say that it’s you I truly admire.